MENOPAUSE CARE ACT 2017- MENOPACARE

The Menopause Care Act is now in effect.  Under MenopaCare, women over 35 years old are given the option to sign up for free.

The chief objective of the menopause care plan is to inspire women to celebrate and endure one of the most critical transitions in life. Understanding the highs and lows of menopause can lead to wellness and the liberation from an involuntary psychiatric hold.

There are many benefits and protections under MenopaCare, including:
• An interactive web-based platform provided for women facing pre-menopause (perimenopause), menopause, and post- menopause.
• Non-Pharmaceutical HRT Replacement Available- New HRT (Humor Replacement Therapy).
• Exercise plan- the “Hot Flash Swag” dance~ Click Here To Download Song
• Global warming tips for reduction of menopause gas.

The impact of the MenopaCare (the Menopause Care Act) on family, friends, and co-workers will solidified the NON-REPEAL Clause.  MenopaCare…Open Enrollment Period begins now at www.menopausalmania.com Sign Up Today!

Global Warming Caused By Menopause Delayed An Upcoming Ice Age by Years

There are hundreds of millions of women worldwide going through menopause. My observational analysis and subjective data led me to the conclusion of one main cause for Global Warming, which is the Menopause Effect.  Solved!

The ‘said’ Menopause Effect generates internal heat within the physical structure of a living organism. The increased temperature change is converted into Hot Flashes, which when multiplied exponentially becomes the precursor for Menopause Gas.

Gradually, the Menopause Gas is released into the environment and then becomes trapped within the atmosphere of the earth caused by Menopause Change.  The imbalance by the internal and external heat invasion prevents ice sheets to accumulate, which nullifies the chance for an ice age for thousands of years.

Nevertheless, scientists must continue to address the reduction of gas emissions.  Meanwhile, I’ll purchase stock in Febreze.  We can make a difference!!!