Global Warming Delays An Upcoming Ice Age

There are hundreds of millions of women worldwide going through menopause. My observational analysis and subjective data led me to the conclusion of one main cause for Global Warming, which is the Menopause Effect.  Solved!

The ‘said’ Menopause Effect generates internal heat within the physical structure of a living organism. The increased temperature change is converted into Hot Flashes, which when multiplied exponentially becomes the precursor for Menopause Gas.

Gradually, the Menopause Gas is released into the environment and then becomes trapped within the atmosphere of the earth caused by Menopause Change.  The imbalance by the internal and external heat invasion prevents ice sheets to accumulate, which nullifies the chance for an ice age for thousands of years.

Nevertheless, scientists must continue to address the reduction of gas emissions.  Meanwhile, I’ll purchase stock in Febreze.  We can make a difference!!!