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“Nobody Knew Menopause Care Could Be So Complicated”

Under the Menopause Care Act anyone experiencing peri-menopause, menopause, and post-menopause may request a free membership.  Without additional support, “Nobody knew Menopause Care could be so complicated.”

The chief objective of the Menopause Care Act extends entitlement to the best possible care management of the most critical transition experience by women, the ending of menses and the balancing of essential hormones.  Understanding the highs and lows of menopause can lead to wellness and the liberation from an involuntary psychiatric hold.

There are many benefits and protections under the Menopause Care Act including:
• An interactive web-based platform provided for women facing pre-menopause (perimenopause), menopause, and post- menopause.
• Non-Pharmaceutical HRT Replacement Available- “HRT” (Humor Replacement Therapy).
• Exercise plan- the “Hot Flash Swag” dance~ Click Here To Download Song
• Global warming tips for reduction of menopause gas.

The impact of the Menopause Care Act on family, friends, and co-workers will solidify exemption from REPEAL.  Menopause Care Act…Open Enrollment: Sign Up Today!

Breaking News~High Frequency Radar ALERT

During pregnancy over 30 years ago, I experienced the most profound sensory awakening during hormonal changes…an elevated sense of SMELL.  Now my hypersensitive nose is back and can detect the external stimulus of Lunacy.  My newly invigorated nasal sensors are in detection mode of the slightest scent or odor excreting from IDIOCY.

My internal radar for detecting Idiots is not mood-driven…it’s an allergic reaction to the idiotic air quality…It’s raining IDIOTS Everywhere!

However, along with my confession, I make the conscientious choice to offset my radar and sensitivity with the essential principles of Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faith, Mildness, and Self-Control.

Additionally, with all of my imperfections, I’m reminded that when I point my finger, three more fingers are pointing directly back at me.  Therefore, Menopause is not excusable for me to validate my radar discoveries.  If IDIOCY exists around me, I got to keep pushing and navigating in LOVE.

How is everyone else navigating?